The more I think about it, the more I realize I have a lot of money sitting in a network I know nothing about.

One more reason to hold more Hive. You are an insider around here...you know how things work, the mechanics...almost everything. We're literally experts. In a couple of years newcomers on Hive won't have to go through what you and I have been through to learn all these shit. Things will be simpler Couple that with the fact that WHIVE in now live on ETH and you have all the answers.