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Yeah life isnt fair. Learn the lesson and move on.

Next week, be second.

Nah, I like taking first place. 😂

Don't like being late for appointments 😃

Then be first and every other week you get the mens room.

Congrats.

I don't want to be anywhere around it, please.

Well you volunteer for it by being first.

Nope, I didn't.

You brought it up

You are the one who posted that you were first.

I told you what the reward was.