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You just need to check if you can use a nordic/scandinavian phone model. Not all carriers support all phones, as far as I know.
I'll also see if I can find an SD card. Not sure I have more laying around though, so no promise on that part

Alright, I'll ask some friends here and let you know. I'm already getting excited

The carrier issue only apply if you want your sim card in it. It can use wifi with no issues.

Oh, and we don't have free wifi here

Let me see if there's a solution for that too. Might be, but I'm not sure it would work outside of Europe. Will keep you posted 😃