Step 1: Find the Perfect Spot (Or, Why You Should Avoid Building in the Nile)

First off, find some nice, solid ground. Preferably somewhere flat and dry. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “This is Egypt; everywhere is flat and dry!” But trust me, you don’t want to set up shop in a spot that turns into a mud pit every flood season. That’s a quick way to have your pyramid become a very expensive sandcastle.