Step 2: Collect Some Rocks (Like, a Whole Lot of Them)

You’ll need rocks—lots and lots of rocks. Not just any rocks, though. You want limestone, the kind that’s perfect for making people wonder how you managed to cut it with the precision of a modern laser, except without lasers. (Or do we have lasers? We don’t. Or do we?)

These babies weigh tons. Literally. So, unless you’ve got a team of bodybuilders who moonlight as magicians, you’re going to need some serious muscle to move them. Luckily, we’ve got something for that. But that’s a story for another time... or maybe never.