(don't get me started on deposits and withdrawals still being 1% each way)

Actually HIve Engine changed this a while ago to:

There is a 0.75% fee on withdrawals. For Ethereum, ERC-20, BNB, BEP-20, Polygon (MATIC) and Polygon ERC-20 withdrawals fee is 1% and you will also pay for the Ethereum / BSC / Polygon network gas fee.