This is what I like to see, under-promise and over-deliver, because this is huge!

You have no idea how much time I have spent manually looking up every punk with a certain attribute just to see what other attributes might compliment it. And you have no idea how many times I have messaged Marky asking if two attributes... Oh wait... You might actually know how many times that has happened.

And if you happen to catch any wayward punks sneaking into your office; looking for clues, Watergate-style, don't believe anything they say, because I didn't send them.