Yep, I'm sure I'll never be half the man he was. On the bright side, I won't tuch kid's buttholes.

Anyways, He'd unlikely perform at Superbowl nowadays. Sexual harassment and molestation is frowned upon in many countries. If it's common in yours, I feel sorry for you... Or for the kids in your neighborhood, if you think it's cool...

It's interesting how you came up with the word butthole anyways.