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I will employ you as my financial manager. You just pass the interview. How much do want me to be paying you?

Hope I will not finish your food after eating 3 square meals everyday for 1 month? Do I even need salary?

HAH!
How many coolers do you want to be eating everyday. Enterprise wey I never set up, you don tell me how e go crash

Hahahahahaha. At least when customers see my size before and after, they will know that you are doing well