The Tale of the Vanishing Pen
Why is it that pens have a secret teleportation device? You buy a pack of ten, and by the end of the week, you're left with... none. It's like they form a union and go on strike.
Why is it that pens have a secret teleportation device? You buy a pack of ten, and by the end of the week, you're left with... none. It's like they form a union and go on strike.
Moral of the story? Pens don’t belong to us. We’re just temporary custodians until they move on to their next adventure.
They are in the same class of objects as socks. No matter how many socks you buy they disappear!
😂😂 very true
The other day, I borrowed a pen from a friend and joked, “Don’t worry, I’ll return it!” We both laughed because we knew that pen was never coming back.
Not because I’m a thief, but because pens have a habit of disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle of existence—my bag, pockets, or that mysterious black hole under the couch.
Sometimes, I find pens in the most random places: my car’s glove compartment, behind the fridge, or even tucked into a shoe. How did it get there? I have no idea.
Do aliens use pen? 🙄
We have the one we use, not something human can use and ours have legs 🥲🥲🥲😭😭😭Physical legs
Then that explains why they're always missing. They might have visited their friends at the other side 🤣🤣
😁😁🤭🤭
Very true
I have a bad habit of taking pens from places that require me to fill out forms. Sometimes I catch myself before leaving to return them. Other times I realize I took it when I'm emptying my pockets.
😄😄😄
It happens to many of us like that
hey, have you met hangers or pegs? They must be part of that union too🥲
😂😂 definitely