I'm well versed in the 13th and how ridiculous it is.

https://peakd.com/informationwar/@edicted/the-13th-and-false-confessions-and-miranda-anything-you-say-can-and-will-be-used-against-you-in-the-court-of-law

Slavery is illegal and unconstitutional

This is true within the context that I presented.
If you sign a terms of service that enslaves you the terms of service isn't legally binding.
The point of saying this was to point out that these things have a hierarchy.
Some laws are above other laws and trump them.

There are thousands of examples of data analysts using the surveillance capability to stalk exes and collect dick pics.

My favorite story is the one where the NSA agent got in trouble for "stealing" millions of dick pics.
How can you steal something that doesn't belong to the entity you took it from?
Oh wait.