This response doesn't really feel like it's for me.

though you'd like to think they have your best interest at heart, that simply hasn't proven true

Trump is your shepherd,

I mean my brand is anti-establishment and often left-leaning political ideology.
I'm never going to tell people they can fix the system from the inside.

Bitcoin, like any other collateral, can be leveraged into debt and derivatives.
The Bitcoin doesn't need to do anything unless there's a margin call.
In which case it just needs to be sold/transferred, which is something the government already does.