I've talked to galaxy-brained people and here's what they told me:

1. Create nfts, sell those NFTs to yourself at a massive loss, buy them back, sell them, wait to you get traction and other people buy your shitty nft, profit.

2. Put your crypto as collateral on a decentralized lending platform in an over-collaterized ratio, take out loans to live off of, give middle finger to IRS.

Thank you for the link and the bantz fellow pepe.

Have a pepe :)