I'd take you up on your offer, but I am in the same situation. I haven't played since 3rd edition hit. I have a fuck ton of these upgrade techs and things. I see I was awarded some every time I look at blockchain explorer, but I can't be bothered to go into dcity and figure out what to do with them. Ah...I'll get around to it someday.

So no need to aware me any. But here's a corny knock knock joke my boy told me the other day.

"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Banana"
"Banana who"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Banana"
"Banana who"
"Knock knock"
"Who's there"
"Orange"
"Orange who"
"Aren't you glad I didn't say banana?" (saying "aren't" to sound like the beginning of "orange")

haha yeah it's goofy, but fairly impressive for a ten year old at a Japanese school. No idea where he would have heard an English dad joke like that.