Sort:  

Yeah I hate the litter between my toes.

Try getting that litter out of your dingleberries... the toes are easy..

Wax the old bunghole and no problem with dingleberries.

The dingleberries are there to add flavor.

Say licking yourself isn't the first thing you'd do if you were a cat..

Don't

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Well you know the answer. If humans could do it, men might never leave the house.

They definitely wouldn't want a woman around to take half their stuff..

#zerodivorcerateachieved

Isnt that the truth?

More if kids involved.

People perplexed why marriage rates going down in the U.S.