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Hmmm did you start drinking this morning?

No, only coffee, had to come to work.

With some Vodka?

And like you would be the first person to show up drunk to work?

Them days are long gone my friend. Maybe in my 20's :)

LOL yeah I understand. Hard to be a drunk and old.

and really cannot be drunk, old, and hard.

A lesson for @tokenizedsociety. He thinks he can keep doing it. The young lad will learn.