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I've got a semi too..

fml I thought this was Pornhub chat

You mean it isnt?

No sir.

Set the Kleenex down..

Back away from the lotion.

Kleenex? Why?

I dont have a cold. No need for it.

Oh my bad..

Just spray the place with DNA.

Pig.

The couch absorbs it.

Gives it a nice glean too.

Ew... I scratch my claws there.

I am most excited to see what we can do with a threadcast.