know, your dog has, or your cat. You know, I watched a mouse eat my food and did nothing. It was cute for a while. And then people started to do that. They would hang confessional signs around themselves and now celebrities are doing it. Or so we're saying. Would you like to see some of the celebrity confessional signs? Okay, like Jeff Sessions, I've already ordered the arrest of Black Panther. Donald Trump, I don't pay hookers to pee on me. I pay them to leave when they finished peeing on me. Melania Trump, I've gotten so good at leaving my body during sex, I can actually go shopping. Prince Harry, grandma thinks she's black Irish. Stephen Miller, I collect skulls. Mike Pence, I'm only here for the shirtless guy from Tonga. Coldplay, we don't get it either. Hope Hicks, I miss the real friendships of modeling. Steve Wynn, I'm three bankruptcies, two hair transplants and nine gropings from the White House and it's all falling into place. All right, he is the former president of Mexico (27/45)