drinking, but also want to say, fuck it. Let's keep drinking. I don't know exactly what happens at the Hindu festival of Lal Kosh in Bangladesh or what the purpose is, but I do know who sponsors it. Flamin' Hot Cheetos. New rule, nothing says I'm a woman of the people. Quite like having a black man in a face mask kneeling to adjust your ball gown. How come every time someone kneels in front of a Clinton, it becomes all about the dress? I'm just asking. If you augment your buttocks with non-surgical butt vacuum therapy, don't forget to tip your therapist because you think your job sucks ass and this job you actually suck ass. New rule, someone has to tell Alexa. She's getting too attached. She's suggesting songs I might like. She's reminding me to buy dog food. Lexi, honey, I'm not looking for a serious relationship. The other day I asked her, what's the capital of Egypt? And she said, why don't you ask your whore? And finally, new rule, since this is Mother's Day weekend, let's pause (38/44)