herniated discs and a collapsed hip. Now, I'm sorry, but this is the biggest humble brag in history. I mean, who amongst us hasn't tapped out because they couldn't keep going? But you're saying you stuck it out at the expense of your spinal cord in order to in order to get your boss to the finish line. Good God, man, you're the greatest lover of all time and employee of the month. And finally, new rule. Now that we've shown that it's possible to begin a campaign for president just three months before the election. Let's always do that. Always say voters don't pay attention until Labor Day. Well, then let's start the election on Labor Day and end it on Election Day when the Civil War starts. But I'll get to that in a minute. But honestly, what sentient person couldn't cast their vote right now? Trump announced his run nearly two years ago. Did anyone say, good, I need to hear more about this Donald Trump? If he can support forcing a woman to choose whether to have an abortion in six (39/44)