legalized pot and gun control, and Obamacare and a woman's right to choose, and we're going to defend them. We the rebels now, we get to talk like this. Let me tell you something, we don't much cotton when the federal government thinks it knows better how to do things than we do here in our own state. The mud flaps on my electric car say coexist. We don't need no outside agitators with their Make America Great Again caps coming in here to our clean state and telling us to take down our solar panels and treat our interns. Here in our state, we use tiki torches the way they're supposed to be used for lesbian weddings on the beach. Arms to table ain't just words around here, that's our heritage. We pride there ain't no pesticides in our organic broccolini. We pride of gay sex and hot yoga. We pride of pioneering colonic irrigation. You can have my Botox injection when you pride from my cold dead hands. Badgino rejuvenation today, badgino rejuvenation tomorrow, badgino rejuvenation (43/44)
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