at 18. Moved into adult films at 23. What in Louisiana they call the career fast track. I get Louisiana. I love Louisiana. But then we got to, you know, we had to hear about the actual sex with Donald Trump. And she said, well, it was not exactly consensual. It was unwanted. But she did not resist what most women call married sex. And now, of course, the looming question is, will Trump take the stand? And we know for sure he will not, because he said he would. That's how we know for sure he will not. But come on. Trump take the stand, he put his hand on the Bible, and he sizzled like a fajita. Here's the thing. Now, because the details from Stormy were so salacious, I mean, even the judge had to say to her, honey, TMI. You know, I mean, there's kids watching. But now Trump's team is pushing for a mistrial. Oh, and by the way, mistrial is also Trump's drag name. Oh, look. As mistrial. But you know, Trump has been cited 10 times for contempt of court, because he, you know, can't keep his (2/38)