people from Congress are gathering there to commemorate the event. And police from Ferguson, Missouri, say they'll also be there to hand out jaywalking tickets. Yeah, now that's the real scandal I was talking about. Do you see what went on? The Justice Department released a report about what was going on in Ferguson, Missouri. Apparently, the entire town is basically a scheme run by racist cops to arrest black people, not just arrest them and harass them, but then finance the town with the tickets and the fines on the police cars right on the side. It said to collect and serve. All right. And now what you really care about. Harrison Ford. He's fine. His condition has been upgraded from cranky to grumpy. As I am sure you know, by now, Harrison Ford owns a vintage World War Two era, as most of us do, plane which crashed at a golf course here in L.A. And he's something of a hero because when the engine failed, he managed to avoid crashing into houses, thus preserving the rights of future (4/41)