afraid I am losing it. I am this close to writing a manifesto. Last week, I took mushrooms and FaceTimed with future me. And you know, I'm not the only one. I know I'm not. Some of my sober friends, I know they're drinking again. I was FaceTiming with this guy last week. I saw it in the background. He had a bottle of scotch, which he tried to pass off his 12-year-old hand sanitizer. You know, there's help on the way. I don't know if you saw it this week, but former President Obama made a video endorsing Joe Biden. And Biden says he cannot wait to find a kid to show him how to play it. Trump, of course, had a week that even by his standards was off the rails, including flirting with the idea of firing Dr. Anthony Fauci. I mean, Trump said, look, it's hard enough navigating this crisis without someone interjecting facts and science. And you know, Americans now are, of course, waiting for their $1,200 stimulus checks, which perhaps have been delayed because Trump had to put his name on (2/44)