treasured goals of liberalism worked perfectly. It was like NPR come to life But with poutine Canada was the Statue of Liberty with a low-maintenance haircut in cross-country skis a Giant idealized blue state with single-payer healthcare gun control and abortion on polite demand Canada was where every woke white college kid wearing pajama pants outdoors Who'd had it up to here with America's racist patriarchy dreamt of living someday. I mean besides Gaza There's only one problem with thinking everything's better in Canada It's not not anymore Anyway, last year Canada added 1.3 million people which is a lot in one year the equivalent of the u.s Adding 11 million migrants in one year and now they're experiencing a housing crisis even worse than ours And we're sleeping in tents The median price of a home here is 346 grand in Canada converted to US dollars. It's 487 if Barbie moved to Winnipeg She wouldn't be able to afford her dream house and Ken would be working at Tim Hortons And (39/44)