Toby Keith at the inauguration meant Trump is in touch with real Americans. It means he's in touch with drunk Americans. Toby Keith has a song literally entitled Drunk Americans. Which sure is my plan for the next four years. He also has recorded Get My Drink On, Get Drunk and Be Somebody, Loaded, Chug-a-lug, Beer For My Horses, Beers Ago, Cold Beer Country, Rum Is The Reason, Whiskey Girl, I Like Girls That Drink Beer, I Love This Bar, Every Time I Drink I Fall in Love, Drinks After Work, Red Solo Cup, Walk It Off, Clancy's Tavern, and Nights I Can't Remember, Friends I'll Never Forget. I guess what I'm saying is say hello to the new director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Fire. New Rule the pollsters who found that nine in ten Native Americans are not offended by the Redskins name must next poll gay men to see if they're offended by the Packers. New Rule you can wear your faith on your sleeve all you like but you're not a true Christian until you've bought the Jesus Christ (40/45)