for anymore. Naked lady, lap dance, sister. That's the Republican party I know. So uptight they could grind diamonds in their ass. While liberals used our asses the way God intended, to smuggle drugs. He could always count on Republicans to be the fuddy duddies, the wet blankets, the boars. They were the moral majority, the book of virtues. Nixon. Nixon started the war on drugs. And this lady never stopped spitting her catchphrase about it. Just say no. I think they knew. Her husband had a commission to root out pornography. If it was fun, Republicans were against it. They got apoplectic over Clinton getting a blowjob. They invented abstinence-only education. Mitt Romney has never seen himself naked. John Ashcroft, I'm not kidding, once covered the tits on a statue. Rick Santorum wears a sweater vest. Newt Gingrich once said, quote, Democrats were the party of total hedonism, total exhibitionism, total bizarreness, total weirdness. Well, on a good night I suppose. Frankly, Newt, (43/46)