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Nah. It is a yard statue like the type you get from a garden store.

Just a yard statue.

It looks good as a torch holder, and if someone gets into the yard there's a chance that he'll be scared of the girl with torches :)

If she is a true she, she will throw the plates.

And you don't need to throw plates, just smile with a grin :)

I usually duck.

I was born during the day, just not yesterday.