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Spokeswoman Kareem John Identity Hire described these actions as a way to "distract the media" from real issues, such as the environmental catastrophe in Ohio. Her convoluted explanation seemed to suggest that the government’s aim is chaos for chaos’s sake, such as shooting down children's kites and floating leaves, all while the real issues—like poisoned water and ruined health—fester unnoticed behind a veil of "sky crimes." Meanwhile, Secretary Pete Buttigieg, on leave from his two-year paternity hiatus, claims to have done a better job than any gay Transportation Secretary in history, despite the ongoing disaster in Ohio. Clearly, this administration’s priorities are misaligned with the country’s desperate need for competent, transparent governance.