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Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, General Slappy McAfee Face, delivered a briefing to Congress—while apparently taking a break from designing a new line of sequined evening gowns for the Army. These gowns, he teased, would be available to any soldier wishing to identify as a woman and perhaps enjoy an elegant dinner accompanied by a "powerfully yet kindly older man," adding a splash of satire to what should have been a serious military update.