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The segment veers into unexpected territory when Jordan declares himself a "jack of all trades" concerning toilet paper. He explains that his use of the product extends beyond the bathroom—he employs it for various reasons, from wiping his nose to cleaning up small spills. His multi-use approach frames toilet paper as an essential, all-purpose item worthy of high consideration.
Moreover, Schlansky reveals his quest for a toilet paper that accommodates his lifestyle—a life marked by meticulousness and an aversion to frequent restocking. Jordan likens purchasing toilet paper in bulk to the careful selection of fine wine, bringing a touch of elegance to an otherwise pedestrian errand.