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Ironically, this bill seems primarily aimed at the Ohio State football field itself, leaving the rest of the state—including cities like Toledo and Cincinnati—free from such a ludicrous restriction. Observers are left to wonder about the rationale behind specifically targeting Columbus while acknowledging the general Ohio landscape of fandom.

Suggestions for Amendments

The suggestion for granting some leeway to Ohio fans may seem warranted in such a heated rivalry. One good-natured proposal might involve introducing a charge for losing to a rival with a poorer record or under more challenging circumstances. Perhaps even the emblematic flag-planting could be stripped away as an infringement on sportsmanship entirely—an ironic twist for a state that prides itself on athletic excellence.