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It all kicked off at an absurdly early hour—2:30 a.m. Such an unreasonable time for anyone to be awake feels illegal. Our narrator sarcastically acknowledges that there is simply no way Mark Wahlberg sustains this lifestyle daily. Yet, curiosity and an urge to shake off the lethargy from previous nights of indulgence drove him to embrace this challenging routine.
The Support System
Instead of his usual sidekick, Ted—currently living it up in Mexico—he introduces an inanimate friend, Glenn, who ironically serves as a stand-in. Their camaraderie, however, is dotted with heavy doses of sarcasm and whimsy, lending a lighthearted element to the absurdity of the scenario. As morning prayer time looms, the elusiveness of sanity in the early hours becomes a running theme.