If I was the one that came across this film without seeing any review about it, I think the title would have dragged me in but now I've read this, I won't be deceived and will avoid it. Haha

However, Chris Nash's idea of making a slow burn slasher with nothing of substance beyond the deaths

I haven't seen this film, but I agree. I once saw something similar and what infuriated me the most was it's abrupt ending. Plus, all the characters died. It couldn't help but wheeze away the pain after wasting my precious time.