You missed the most important event in your post above.

The sacrifice of a thousand virgins in order for the Hive blockchain to be implemented into the glory that we have today. Along with the eventual castration of Ned by the Chinese Triad paid exclusively by Justin in his quest to get revenge on the botched gender re allocation he thought was what he was purchasing.

There was also a back room deal involving a couch and some cameras but is for another movie script titled "The screw up."