Nigerians and their overdo

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago

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Hello here, how are you all doing today? I hope you are all fine, this is my first time here, so this post will be my first entry, so I hope I am welcomed...

Pls I'll not wast your time, so just chill, sit with water in your hands, that's if you don't have money to buy drink🤷.

So to my today's entry which is:

Nigerians and their overdo

I was talking to a female friend about some of the things that we do that makes us look foolish, we were mainly talking about females adopting western dressings...

Now we know the western people dress according to their seasons and weather, (this are the white people, the Britishers) but welcome to Nigeria where they try to adopt the western dressings which we we can't use them properly.

Welcome to Nigeria where the weather does not determine dressings but the dressings determine the weather Lol, it is only in Nigeria that you will see their citizens, mostly the young boys and girls wearing sweaters under sun 🌞.

Welcome to Nigeria where you see their female citizens wearing bum short when it is raining and still be complaining for cold, they now we're short things even more than the white, and do it to their calamity, they were clothes that will be inviting boys to come to their aid, inviting boys to reshow them how to wear the proper clothes, I think you understand what I am talking about...

Welcome to Nigeria where you see their females adopting face rings and make their faces stupid, most if them just put rings any where they like, just because they want to follow the trend of face rings, they don't know that they are disfiguring their faces, they think it is fashion...

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Nigeria is a very blessed country and so is her people, but just that sometimes ehh, there is what we call over Sabi or I too know meaning doing more than your sense can do, it is almost already like a gift, or should I say Destiny

We also have this nonchalant attitude, how do I mean, even when we know something is not right, we seem not to care and do them as we please, for example, our spoken English, we sometimes speak wrong English and even when we know it's wrong, we don't care, and that has entered us that we can't even differentiate between good English and bad English, to us, all are good or right English lol...

Another thing is what we name foods, welcome to Nigeria where the most known product is used the general name for such kinds of products, example is noodles, here in Nigeria, we call it indomine, another is sausage rolls, we call it Gala, another one is soft drink, we call it minerals, and so on like that, pls clap for my wonderful country...

Thanks for viewing my blog, like I said, it's my first time here, so welcome me warmly, remain blessed; Zara loves you all...-

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😂😂😂😂..we certainly do have alot of things to talk about Nigerian Culture that's is very funny..it is the clothes under harsh weather for mee😂😂😂

😂😂😂💔💔

😀😀😀😀 naija I hail thee

Gbosa!!!

So true🤣
9ja to the world 🤣