The comedy open mic contest/follow instructions.

Hello my lovely hivers,how are you doing,hope you all are enjoying yourself.Try to be happy always it paves away negative thought.

Let me open the mic now and tell you all what i've gotten in stall for you all,try not to laugh hehehehe.

Fasten your seats belt as a about to unleash a story that would make you laugh hehehehe just kidding, let's start.

Two brothers lived in the same house,one was 18 years of age and the other was his younger brother who was just 7 years of age,they lived peacefully until one day,his uncle was sitting on a couch outside taking some air and trying to spread some mayonnaise on the bread but he suddenly got a call from his long time friend who was visiting him for the first time so he had to rush to pick him up.

Let me take the senior brother to be,David and the junior brother to be destiny.

The conversation goes thus.
Phone ringing,grim,grim, grim

David picked up the call.

David:hello,how are you doing?

Visitor:Am good,am at the junction waiting to be picked by you.

David:oh ok,am on my way to your place, give me some minutes.

David: destiny come outside,come and help me put cream on the bread, destiny who didn't know mayonnaise as cream went sluggishly inside to bring their body cream and sprayed it on the bread.

David came back with the visitor and called his younger brother (Destiny) out and asked him if he was done spraying the cream and Destiny answered and said yes,so destiny brought out the bread for his senior brother and they started eating.

The visitor noticed the bread taste different and David noticed too,so he asked his younger brother that what did he put in the bread and Destiny answered and said cream.

The senior brother was shocked and his body changed,he started vomiting it from his mouth and told his brother that it was mayonnaise he said he should put not the body cream 😂😂.

Hope I didn't bore you all,see y'all next time.

This is my entry for the contest by @amirtheawesome1