The most difficult task in this planet

in Comedy Open Mic3 years ago

Find out the ultimate beauty destination

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Anyone knows which is the ultimate beauty destination ? The lady wanted a lipstick. So far I used to take her to nearby malls or a shop that I found out some times back and she was quite happy. And so was I, because she was buying cosmetics may be only once or twice in a year. She does not use cosmetics a lot, but thanks to the the ladies group in our apartment - when she gets inspired, she thinks she should buy one. This time she did not want to go to those regular places - she wanted to try something different. And who else can find it :) She gave that job to me - find out where she can buy good lipstick or other cosmetics item, she want to explore something new - Give me some time, I will figure out something. You can't say NO....

I considered myself very lucky, when I found out the ultimate beauty destination. Yes, a offer from my bank popped up in my mail - BODDESS - The Ultimate Beauty Destination - 20% INSTANT SAVINGS.

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The curious me wanted to know more and clicked the link - seriously I was in search of that ultimate beauty destination - thanking my bank from core of my heart.

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The site looked authentic to me, so without much delay, I signed up - see finally I have found out that ultimate beauty destination from where you can buy what you want. And I have 20% off as well - I found out the best place - for both of us. Can you now please look and find out what you want then add to cart ?

I want the best one, but it should be within budget - why don't you check it and finalize it yourself. Just let me know, once you are done. She took the laptop and after half an hour my daughter came with it - we have found out the lipstick and added to the cart. Looking at the cart, I saw it was worth 585/-. Do you need anything else ? The offer is valid only on a minimum transaction of 599/-. She replied - If you can order a budget perfume. They want the best and they want in budget !! All right, search by price from low to high and I found out Beverly Hills 50ml at 421/-. Damn, this is is in budget, she will be very happy, let me add two. So that is how the cart ended up.

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I was very happy with that 20% discount - you should buy from this site going forward. It will save my time and fuel, and you have landed at the ultimate beauty destination, I felt proud when I saw the mail from BODDESS - they absolutely love what goodies I picked to our beauty armor. Fingers crossed.

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And then it was delivered at our door step with some nice package. The lady and my daughter were excited to open it.

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The lipstick was the primary product, so they opened that first.

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And then they went to their room to check if they got what they wanted. After 10 -15 minutes, they came back - this is not what we ordered. What do you mean ? You only added to the cart. I added only those perfumes. What do you mean by this is not the one we ordered ?

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Look at this shade - it does not look like what we ordered. We ordered a different color - we don't like this one. Can you show the order so that we can see they delivered what we ordered ? Sure - let me log in. And then to my surprise, there was nothing in My Orders. What do I do now !! I saw a Chat Icon, clicking which it showed as Live support. For a moment I felt it was no less than Life Support. And then after few minutes of chat what they told made my life miserable.

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How can you have a glitch now !! Please send a screen shot of your issue to so and so mail and we will have that checked by our concerned team !! Man my lunch is in stake ! Can you check the perfumes if you like them ? In the meanwhile, I am checking with their technical team. They believed me and went to check on the perfumes.

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After few minutes my daughter came - Dad, the perfumes are ok, but they are not the real ones. What do you mean ? I mean, they are not the true ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS ?

Baby, do you have some ANAESTHESIA at home ? Ask your mother to give me to drink with lunch !!!

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It is definitely hard to please the ladies sometimes!

With all the work that I have been doing to support the local community with our digital marketing company, I tend to buy from local shops. I definitely pay a little more but that is just the profit which must be present in a business of any sort.

Ordering online can be a little bit of the wild west out there. Pays to find the respected shops that do authentic business and provide you with a person to speak with live.

I think you should order a little whisky online so it can help yyou sort out the good online vendors for you family's needs! ;)

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I have told someone to bring few black label and other whisky from a military canteen , they are a treasure in these situations :)

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Those are kind of stuff you wish you could delegate like Hive lol!

Lol... imagine the joy and expectation on their faces to receive the package not knowing it wasn't the real ones

Ya they were pretty excited, but it did not last longer.

Wow what a story, that what happens sometimes when you order online you don't actually get the right stuffs you order but a different thing in the same form.

Baby, do you have some ANAESTHESIA at home ? Ask your mother to give me to drink with lunch !!!

But at the end this got me laughing🤣🤣

Ya, I think, slowly online shopping is about to go down.

The best comedy. It so funny, at first I thought it was a story. Then I see it's "open mic". Then the last part you want a drink. Yes I get it now !

Real comedy :)

I recommend you 100% PURE type it's natural vegan lipstick makes lip burnished
It contains healthy fruit and cocoa butter. Do you ever try to buy it?
However, it is advisable to reduce using lipstick, because chimical composants are dangerous

Where do you get it ? They usually do not use - which is good for my pocket.

You can find various natural lipstick on 100percentpure site it's good to have nice idea about types collection

Many of us here, when we order online, do not get the real thing and get the fakes. So many people prefer to buy directly without ordering online.

Yes, seems the trend is changing again.

For men, there is nothing better than lemon juice and olive oil for beautiful light pink lips, as it nourishes, moisturizes and cleanses them of dirt.

And for women ? Paan is the best lipstick for men :) I used to chew a lot - always pink lips.

For women, drinking pomegranate and eating berries are very healthy as they nourish lips and make them pink. They are more juices for attractive lips

They are more juices for attractive lips

Drinking pomegranate and eating berries is a very costly affair :)

I like the way you interact with your daughters, it shows a great bond between you and them. And also how you handled the disappointment from the ladies. Thank God they picked the lipstick by themselves, one need wisdom in such instance.

Women empowerment starts from home :)

Such are the perils of online shopping. I hope that you are able to return the goods and get back your money.

Well, they won't return, lessons learnt.

You took a huge risk ordering online for ladies.haha. They rarely get satisfied with clothing and cosmetics. Such a headache. 😉

I thought, I would save my time and fuel :)

You are kind of an inspiration. Many men out there don't even know that this little things done for their children goes a long way than giving them money without being there. You made yourself and money available. Keep winning the loving father award.

Many men out there don't even know that this little things done for their children goes a long way than giving them money without being there.
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Makeup is weakness of every lady. Every woman wants to have more and more makeup. Such frauds mostly occur in online shopping.

Yes, I think we are back to our regular shop :) At least the stress is less costly.

Of course by regular shopping we can get the things we exactly want to buy.