GOT A GIRLFRIEND BY MISTAKE
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First before i proceed, do you know this song titled SO THIS IS LOVE covered by Cinderella? listen to it carefully because the sound tracks are going to play at some points in this article.😅
Well well well, if there is one thing i lack as a guy, it is the talent to woo a lady. how do you guys do that? i'm really scared of making such an embarrassing move because you never know what you'll get as a reply at the end of the day, could be a yes from her or one hot spanky slap at your face so i entirely avoid this process of wooing a lady even though i've been told several times that i'm a smooth talker, charmer and a seducer but honestly i've never tried it on a lady but something happened
a day before yesterday which was on a sunday.
Now let me give you the full gist!.
I attended church on sunday and before leaving my house, i noticed the weather wasn't looking so friendly which means it may likely rain later or sooner on. I picked up my umbrella and left the house. While in church, i sighted a pretty looking lady just a few seats away from mine, forgetting that I am an introvert, i began to get her attention from a distance by purposely looking straight into her eyes. It was more like a silent communication, we talked with our eyes even though we never understood our conversation. Few hours later I heard the rumbling cloud and hola, it began to rain just few minutes to dismiss from church.
After service i walked outside and i saw so many people standing under the shades because it was raining cat and dog but i stepped out, put on my umbrella and walked majestically in the rain with one hand dipped inside my pocket trying to warm myself from the cold as i walked home, then i saw this same lady i was having an eye conversation with in church. She was already very far ahead of me, walking home under the rain which really got to me and became my concern instantly for no reason. I had an umbrella and damn she was looking so..🔥. yeah! so this was the perfect time to shoot this shot.
I increased my acceleration and walked really fast just to meet up with her but all of a sudden i a refract stranger from no where bagged inside my umbrella and he was like "hey bro thank God i saw someone with an umbrella, i was really worried on how i'm going to get home under this rain."
'oh my goodness how the hell is that my business' i almost slapped this guy out of my umbrella. For God sake i was on a mission to meet a pretty looking lady who is walking home alone and under the rain. and here is a random guy who I don't even care about occupying the little umbrella. i felt like either punching him out but that would be so rude of me so i thought of another way to eradicate him nicely from me so i had to ask him which turn he is taking next and whichever way he is going to, i tell him i'm going the opposite way, even if I have to go the wrong direction i don't mind. I changed my direction so he will go and find his own umbrella and allow me to shoot my shot in peace.
Finally, i arrived at the pretty lady and walked beside her and then, for the first time ever i said "hello pretty" to a strange random lady and she replied calmly and nice wow,
I asked her why she was walking under the rain and before she could give me a reply, i already shielded her under my umbrella with my right arm bringing her closer to me by her waist, "wow, you are really wet" i said while looking into her eyes and she gave me a shy smile and replied "you're nice" with a deep shy smile!
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She asked me what my name was, wow i was amazed how she was already taking quick steps towards me and i told her my name then she told me hers, we had a very short conversation and i had to be nice to her by escorting her straight to her house first before heading back to mine.
so this is love tara rara rara ra🎵🎶😂
I said my goodbye words and nice meeting you stuffs but then she asked me, "are you with your phone?"
Tara rara rara ra🎵🎶😂😂 hehe.. i was having butterflies in my belly and she said don't worry, you're safe, i'm not trying to woo you!.
oh my God, she got me right there so i brought out my phone and she inputted her phone number so we. could talk afterwards
Tara rara rara ra🎵🎶 😂😂.
mehn, let me end the story here i might tell you guys more when we're done with the hangout tomorrow evening.
From now onward, I will never keep my umbrella at home on sundays. let's see how many girls we can accumulate before the end of the year🤣.
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Continue o 😜🤣
Hahaha, why not rely solely on the one you just found? Lolz. Guy, come over here, am available and it's raining heavily here
Rely solely on the one I just found? i found this one by mistake remember 😅.
This is temptation, you won't like the outcome my love 😂😂
When am your love! Lolz. Abeg, shift, I didn't see you when I needed you most. Stay there, searching for someone to cover with umbrella when your true love is here.
You'll not be my friend again
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