My glutton friend

in Comedy Open Mic2 years ago

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Hello my beautiful people on this amazing platform is my pleasure to be here today, how is work going?

On a sunny Tuesday afternoon I was inside my container in my shop, the heat was too much and my stomach was misbehaving, I was having the urge to poo but there's no toilet close by except short put and is few distance away from my shop. Thankfully I have some old newspaper and foil to do my thing.

I did what I have to do in the newspaper and wrap it with foil, it was well package then I get a black nylon to secure it. I told my neighbors I was stepping out so that they can look after my shop while am gone.

A few steps away from my shop I saw this my friend hunmm, there's nothing she cannot beg for immediately I saw her I kept what I was holding behind me because I couldn't dodge her.

We greeted each other and I was about to move then she asked what I was holding and I said is nothing she saw the foil paper and said I was hiding roasted plantain from her then I told her is not what she thinks but she won't let me be, as I was thinking of what to tell her again she grab the nylon and ran away. I don't know what to do or say, I went back to my shop my phone was always in silent because of my babies so that when they sleep my calls won't wake them up hunmmm so I decided to check my phone to see if I have miss call, you won't believe I already have sixty-seven miss calls from my friend alone. Abeg wetin I go do now? It's not my fault that she is a glutton....

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Omo!
Na wa for her o.
She just drag the thing run.
Na you and her go know how to settle that one o😂

I don't know what to do ooo.
Should I pick her call?

I don't know o😂

Too bad.
She must have been very disgusted.
I just hope she did not deep her hand in the bag first.

Whoever even snatches stuff from anyone?

Is it my fault? I try not to even let her see it.

This is so funny. Some people just wants to eat everything they see 😂😂😂

Yes ooo. She found of putting everything in her mouth.

The fact that I actually know someone like this, makes this post funny to me.. She just cannot stop eating

Seriously there are a lot of people like that. They don't know what to put in their mouth and is not to put.

What the ?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You are a cheerful giver. But where did you get the idea of wrapping poo in a news paper from?? You are a legend🙇🙇😆😆

Since where am going is a bit far and I don't want flies to follow me so I have to do it properly.

You really cracked me up, thanks for sharing this with us

You're welcome