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Hi! What's a big fish like you doing in a little pond like this, I like your eyes they remind me of shiny stinky sea suction cups, do you wanna get out of here?

You can't fool me. You're that landfill creature @otherbrandt told me about.

What-- how did you--
it's the smell, isn't it. Always blowing my cover.

But wait. So he told you about me what did he say does he like me?