RE: "The Roast of All of Us" — Presenting Our Research and Findings from 37 Years of Studies in Slow-Onset Chronic Terminal Madness — Sponsored by the University of Hivelandia and the Comedy Open Mic Contest
Hi! What's a big fish like you doing in a little---
oh shit, sorry, I thought you were someone else. You look just like..
wait...
omg
lol
you're that guy whose
um
your thing
lol
it doesn't
you can't
omfg
I gotta go.
I thought being funny would have been a requirement for entering a comedy contest.
Actually I checked the rules and that's not one of them.
lol
Crap.
LOL, literally the only rule and you fucked it up.
Hi! What's a big fish like you doing in a little---
oh shit, sorry, I thought you were someone else. You look just like..
wait...
omg
lol
you're that guy whose
um
your thing
lol
it doesn't
you can't
omfg
I gotta go.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Did shomeone say World's Besht @Brandt? Here I am
Go away.
Knock knock.
Go away. And I hope your laptop catches fire.
well I hope you car cashes flat tire.
Well I hope YOUR car breaks down.
my car couldnt cash a breakdown if it tried
Have any of you read any of this?
i really cant remember if i'm being honesht
Is that like I really only remember if I'm not lying or no?
yesh