The correct choice is obvious. Seersucker Sam. Just by looking at him I can tell, dude screams, "Hard worker." Probably at everyone. Even when they're just sitting there enjoying a quiet moment on a park bench somewhere with a coffee.
Plus I can tell just by that lip he's used to the internal bleeding caused by having an arm shoved up the ass all day. It's a no-brainer.
Excellent point on the bloody lip pointing to Sam's likely acclimation to the "handsing" process. I'd be lying if I said I didn't have concerns it indicates irreparable harm from his previous bond mate. No one wants a figure with an overworked cavity.
But look! He doesn't even get any on his suit. That's a pro right there, no doubt.