😂 I thought you might like those.

Gotta tell you, funny thing today...I think I was inspired by your post more than I realized.

Some guy I don't know (don't want to know either), I asked for a light, gives me the light, then says, "Hi". Next is, "I want to be your friend."
I say, "You don't really want that. I'm dangerous. I eat men."
He says, "That's good."

Impressive how they hear what they want. I wonder how wild one could go with responses these days. I really do.