It was at that moment I wished we didn't have a dog in the compound

Haha you would have really had to stay out till your mum returns if you didn't think of a way to distract the dog.

God knows I told this woman yam and tomato sauce

I wonder why this happen a lot, they pretend to hear what you said and serve you something else only to accuse you of ordering for such.

It's a good thing you ate it anyways, because that money is gone... Hope you slept well haha