Am here again friends!!
It's me marajah your lovely friend and fellow comedian as well as fellow hivean. Before I proceed, let me ask this question. Where you able to visit my last blog here? If maybe you missed it, it's a story of how harsh I was treated by someone insane when I thought both of us were friends. Such action led me into developing morbid fear for anyone insane. You can read about it from my yesterday's post.
Today, something strange happened and I mistakenly threw away my neighbor's child. Heeeeew, too bad! Do you know the strange thing that took place? Hahaha, it's also my encounter with a mini-mad person. Mad person again? Heey, relax. Mind you, I didn't say mad person, rather, I said mini-mad person.
Assuming you've read that my yesterday's post, you'll now understand the level of my fear for those insane. Yea, today, I visited my good neighbor in his shop. She has a beautiful baby too and the baby likes staying with me because of how social and playful I am. So, as I reached the shop, just as usual, the baby engaged me into playing with her. At a point, I dropped the baby on the ground because he's crawling and we want him to start walking. Though, he have started walking small small and there is need for the baby's leg to be firm on the ground.
So, to help the baby, I will stand him and move a bit distance away from him. Then, I'll sing for him a song containing this lyrics: baby, walk, baby walk. Run run run. Then the baby will start walking towards my direction and I will not just wait for him to reach where I am because, I too would run towards him and then carry him up. We continued same way for some time. On the process, it happened that, while the baby was running towards me and I too towards him, Immediately I was about to carry him up, I heard chorused loud voices mentioning my name same time and I heard things like:
Marajah, run
Marajah, leave the baby and run
Marajah, run for your life
Marajah, it's mad person oo
In all these statements, none developed fear in me except the one that said
marajah, it's mad person oo
Hehe, remember, I was about to carry the baby when I heard all the above statements. Heeeeew, because of my fear for those insane, I threw away the baby and zoomed off for my dear life. After running for a while, I turned back and saw my neighbor (the baby's mother) laughing at me along with her other neighbors. Then, I went to really understand what transpired. Only to realize that a mini-mad woman thought I was going to beat the baby. That's why she retaliated on the baby's behalf.
Hmmm, my people, thank God the baby's mother understood the scene and that its just a mistake as a result of fear. Also, thank God the baby didn't sustain any injury. This my fear for mad and anyone insane nearly led me into trouble.
Hahaha 😄 mad people should be running away from you no the other way round. In case you see mad people next time, use broom on them if they mess up. Thank God the boy's mother understands.
Ok, I will. It's like that's their antidote hahaha.
She how innocent the boy looks. Mini mad people are already fighting his battles for him😅
That's the truth oo. Thank God I made my way off the scene oo. Who knows what would have happened to me
Good thing you did. Didn't know you were that afraid of mad people tho😂😂
Hiia, life no get duplicate oo. I have seen and understood that there can't be good relationship between those insane and the wise ones. It's better to run away from them tho
You were right to take to your heels.
Haa, vuum is better than statement. Hope you understand?
Of course I do😅
Sorry for the boy. And now you have shown us how to scare you🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha, just shout marajah, there is mad person behind you. You're good to go
You and a mad person again😂😂😂..... Thank your stars the mother is not someone who's hot tempered,if not you would have been writing a different story
Ohh mehnn, hmm, just that she witnessed the scene and was also among those that shouted.
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Heeeeiii 😂😂😂😂. A funny scene there because you have to run. Safety first😂😂
Glad the baby didn’t get injure though😁
Thanks for your pleasant understanding. All thanks to God hahaha
safe to say he's a bouncing baby boy
Hahaha, yea. You love baby boys?
Told you I'm not saying anything 😅😃😃
Hahaha, I can boldly say this was the same song we all walked with... Old but golden Indeed
Glad it ended with just throwing away the baby... really surprised hearing the mad woman wants to defend the baby... What exactly caused her madness since she's Caring even as a mad person
Caring ke? When she wanted to hurt me. Leave me alone, hmmmm
Hehe.... She wanted to hurt you to protect the child 😂😂
Such caring is now a suspect oo. Caring and harming 🤪
😅😅😅😅
Of course, that's how the world is.
Some are crying because of a particular problem while others are rejoicing because such problem came
Hmmmmm, you're right anyway! Had it be am there to harm the baby, that's how God would have save the baby. You're on point
Now you understand, hahah
Glad we are finally on the same page
Who did the screaming? Maybe he or she would have added "Carry the baby and run" lol
It's one of her neighbours oo. For sure, had it been the person shouted what you just said, maybe, I would also carry the baby along. Anyway, am glad both of us is alive