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My Story With Different Banks

Hmmm... Since the last 4 months now... I having being checking my bank account balance, to be honest with you, it have being of Minus (-), well I decide and I concluded not to sleep both day and night for the next coming six month, reason is because I wake up one particular night after checking my account balance and i asked myself I don't suppose to be sleeping any more, hence I have decided to take an action in order to change my account history with (+) plus sign.

Omo... Make I ask ooh.. Is your bank account balance telling the truth? Or is it only my own that is lying to me, despite working hard with many corporate offices, even banks such as First Bank, Second Bank and Third bank in Nigeria, omo... Still yet I never see money in that account even as I am working in the bank. I even changed my bank account and started using Guaranty Trust Bank thinking that I felt like I trusted them, it was actually Access bank that gave them access, to the extent I subscribed to premium bank that frustrated me to start using keystone bank now.

Now I have discovered the key in Keystone bank, I now discover that my Village people is my problem and I have settled with them, I decided that I will work for the next six Months without sleeping, well to my surprise few weeks ago I got a job to work as a security man in one Guaranty Trust Bank again, now is in my village, after one week sleeping at duty in the night as the bank security gate man with entrance gate open at night, they sacked me a week after and referred me to another another bank...

I Buy Problem That I Can't Finish

You wouldn't understand until you spoil something in Devil's workshop, well... The incident even made me stop using english to pray... Now I am using all kinds of junk language to pray.

Well... few weeks ago, something happened that made me to run away from home without knowing when to come back home, it happened that, I have a girlfriend that I love so much, we mingle alot and we love each without the concept our parents, to the extent in school, we go together, sometime we lie together to our parents in order to go for outing.. . till one appointed day.

The same way we always lie to our parents, now we decided to go clubbing while both of us told our parents that we are going for church service, without much queries. My parents believe what I said because that night we had a youth program, Hmmm... When the devil prepared a table before and around you, either he poisoned you or you ran away, that night I called my girlfriend to come to a junction and she did as I said.

Reaching at the club with my girlfriend without knowing that some of the church friends went home to look for me from the church as one of the drummer in the church, telling my mum that they came from the church to look for me, my mum was surprised and get prepared for me when i will come back, after clubbing and drinking I got drunk.

Reaching home, staggering with style as young growing boy, and sat near my dad in the sitting room, my mum came in and asked me where did you go without knowing that I was drunk while sitting near to my Dad who was sleeping in the chair without knowing am back, at first with her questions, I told her I went to church, till when she stood from the opposite chair and ask ask me the same question again and I replied… I went to Church with my eyes deemed... she tried to slap me and I didn't know what really entered me and I was able to dodge the slap and it landed on my Dad's face, BOOM...and he woke up.

What next!!! My eye clear with the sound of the slap and I ran out, knowing fully well that my dad own will be the worst, up till now am still looking for a way to return home since this incident happened in the year 1725😳

How I Wish….
Hahahaha..... Ohh... Now I remember those of my friends, back then in our school days in secondary school, I can remember that some of my friends do buy Red and Black biro.

There is one of my closest friends Kingsley, he is found of this, every time he use Red Biro to write the Subject and the topic of the course, with blue biro to write the remain body of the lessons, Is now that i recognized what he was doing then without us knowing that he has an interior plans for the future then.

Can you imagine... Kingsley is now working with the Daily Sun News paper press company that uses Red caption with black writeups in their NewsPaper Headline. If at all I know I could have joined him to be writing with Black and Red Biro then, now my wife has started using Red and Black Biro to write a list of names of things to buy for our new born baby and foodstuff for the house.. Omo to be a man no be your mate oo…