Welcome to Punday Monday!
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tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Ireland.
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How To Make a Pun
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Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 1 HSBI for a win, 2 HBD for the winner from Comedy Open Mic thanks to @amirtheawesome1], your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Ireland
As in,
How do you stop southern Ireland from leaking? Put a Cork in it.
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Here in the states it's called whiskey dick.
In Ireland it's called cold cannon.
I heard Albert Einstein was part Irish. Shocking, I know, but everyone keeps saying he was like a Guinness
What do scalpers do outside of the basketball arena before games in Boston?
They sell tix.
Leprechauns never get caught because they are very clover.
It was really hard for Ireland during the covid restrictions. Can't even wrap my head around it. So many wanted to travel when they saw others being able to. It really made them green with ivy.
The guitarist from the Irish rock band, U2 has a nickname, "the edge."
Find out how he got his nickname in the short clip below:
Irish friendships are really strong. They are like best spuds
When I was a lad in Dublin, I was always planning for the future-one time I accidentally joined the Irish Republicans Army when was trying to establish my I.R.A.
There's this one Irish blogger that I like to follow on Leofinance-he's always posting great information on Bitcoin and the Dublin curve.
Riverdance is cool and all, but my favorite Irish dance is the SHAMROCK SHAKE
Kid's in Ireland would worship a big purple dinosaur mascot type fella.
If you saw him in person, you could kiss the ring on his finger.
They called it..
Kissing the Barney stone.
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My Irish grandpa was very superstitious-he always wore these old, dried up marshmallows on a chain around his neck-he said they were his lucky charms!
It's better to make snakes afraid and run away from Ireland🇮🇪
What's green, and found at the end of a rainbow after rain?
A pot of mould.
I dunno, was a leprechaun joke. Best I got.
Short people are scamming eczema patients by telling them they have a serious skin condition - It's a leper-con
My flight had problems with the engines so instead of going to Denmark irelanded in Ireland
I hear those Irish like to party... And can be VERY persuasive when it comes to getting others to drink. I remember this one time in the 90s when I was watching Saturday Night Live with Sinead O'Connor and the pope getting tore up on live television.
My flight arrived in Ireland, Irish I didn't book the flight
Congratz, @eolianpariah2!
Does anyone have a pen I could Borough? Comm on!
thanks a lot. good luck this round
thanks so much for choosing my gas pun. here is my irish jig.
when i was growing up in an irish part of boston, the biggest jewelry shop there had a special section for items imported from ireland. they called it the emerald aisle.
There is no one snake in Ireland 😲
Ireland has the most younger people in Europe, it's great 😃
Hey there! I'm glad you're sticking around! Do your best to make a joke about the topic of the week!
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