You seem to come from a modern village. I mean, which African village does not have a Harry Potter vibe? In Real villages, if you steal a chicken, you will have a clucking sound in your tummy until you confess to the owner! 😐
This may sound out of context for this post, but I can't help thinking about it, so I'm just gonna shoot! I have seen a couple of your posts talking about how hard it is for you to gain weight. What if you once ate the wrong chicken and eggs, and the owner made sure......?😶
Oops, I ran out of data bundles before I could complete my sentence!
I jumped on bed laughing uncontrollably.
I paused after 2mins of laughter and began to ponder on your words and you.
*I don't know where you come from @humbe * 🤣🤣
For the chicken?
I repented and once repentance comes, old things are flushed away including any tricks from the owners 😄.
My weight gain,
From what people said, I'd get weight when I marries....plus enough Money 😎
🤔 Well, enjoy your healthy weight while it lasts. Normally, one gains weight easily after 30 when metabolism slows down. It's true that most guys gain weight after marriage and 98% develop a "dad bod".
In this day and age, where there are so many weight-related diseases, I believe those who can maintain a healthy weight to old age are truly fortunate!✨🙂
The last part though,
Please, let me remain like this 🤣🤣
I would if I can, unfortunately I do not have the Harry potter vibe👀.
Maybe ask THE MAN above to overlook your prayer requests of having to carry all your money (that he's gonna bless you with) around your belly and showing off with balloon cheeks that your wife is a good cook after marriage!😅
I heard there are books to read to become like him. Maybe I should give you a link😄
THAT MAN knows that I can't marry someone that can not cook better than me. Impossible!