I enjoyed every minute of this. I'm a little disappointed with Jeremiah - he started out so strong. Maybe he met someone right after sending that and it was love at first acronym. He had a bit of a serial killer look about him though, so maybe he was just busy at the time. Erik though, he actually asked about your dog and the crows, and at least initially didn't want to eat either. Might have been a winner.

"Just have fun with it!" -Everyone who hasn't been traumatized by dickpics

So true. I have a good friend that did some online dating for a while. Every time she got a dickpic she was compelled to forward it to me, so I have second-hand dickpic trauma. And it was always random, so I would open a text expecting to read about how she left the ice cream out on the counter and bam! Random erection. I just don't get it - they just aren't that attractive. Would need to kind of like the guy before being willing to look at the alien in his pants.